Taking advantage of the beauty being poor, fooling her into being my girlfriend

“He’ll definitely lock the door tonight.”

“Hehehehe,” Jiang Xiaoyan let out a series of villainous laughs:

“Do you think I wouldn’t have thought of something even you could think of? Look at this!”

Jiang Xiaoyan pulled out a rather strangely shaped key from somewhere.

“What is this?” Zhou Qingyue asked curiously.

“‘Master Key,\'” Jiang Xiaoyan’s eyes sparkled with excitement:

“Let me tell you, this is a great item. I paid a lot of money for it.”

“This key can open 99.9% of mechanical door locks in the world.”

“I’ve secretly tested it just now, even the locked doors here can be opened with this key.”

“Hehehe, Jiang Xu is doomed tonight.”

“…” Zhou Qingyue: “Xiao Yan, it’s always you. When it comes to craziness, you’re second to none.”

“Ta-da!”

While they were talking, Jiang Xu walked out of the bathroom.

Jiang Xiaoyan raised an eyebrow: “That was quick?”

Jiang Xu: “I’m always quick.”

“???” Zhou Qingyue involuntarily glanced down at Jiang Xu’s lower half.

“What are you thinking?” Jiang Xu, feeling Zhou Qingyue’s gaze, darkened his expression.

Quickly added, “I meant I shower quickly.”

Jiang Xiaoyan: “I don’t believe it, unless we shower together.”

Jiang Xu: “Heh.”

He couldn’t be bothered to deal with this guy anymore and went back to his room.

He casually scrubbed the clothes he had just changed out of and hung them on the balcony of the bedroom.

Jiang Xiaoyan quickly ran to the bathroom.

Seeing the scene inside, she knew Jiang Xu hadn’t touched her clothes.

She was immediately itching with frustration.

This still didn’t get you hooked?

She was not willing to give up easily.

So she called Jiang Xu over.

Pointing at her own clothes: “What does this mean, explain this to me.”

“???” Jiang Xu was confused: “What do you mean?”

Outside, Zhou Qingyue craned her neck, eager to hear their conversation.

She had to get in on this gossip.

“Heh, playing dumb with me?” Jiang Xiaoyan sneered: “I forgot to pick up the clothes I changed out of just now.

You need to confess. Did you do something bad with my clothes?

Then wipe something with a tissue, and forget to throw away the tissue, just leaving it on my clothes?”

“What the fuck?!” Jiang Xu was dumbfounded: “You can’t make up this kind of stuff without a decade-long brain clot.”

“Don’t change the subject, you definitely did something bad,” Jiang Xiaoyan frowned in disappointment: “Jiang Xu, Jiang Xu, how could you do such a thing?”

“Seeing you usually pretending to be so decent, I didn’t expect… I’m so disappointed.”

Jiang Xu almost spat blood: “It wasn’t me, I didn’t do it, don’t talk nonsense, don’t frame me.”

Jiang Xiaoyan thought to herself, of course I know you’re being framed.

Isn’t there a saying?

Only those who slander you know just how wronged you really are.

“Hmph, now the evidence is solid, still trying to argue?”

“Whatever, just wash the clothes clean now, and I’ll forgive you.”

Jiang Xu realized he had been set up here.

He sneered: “Jiang Xiaoyan, as for your little tricks, I won’t fall for them.

Alright, it’s about time, let’s go to sleep.”

Having said that, he turned around and went back into the room, leaving Jiang Xiaoyan stomping her feet in frustration.

Darn, she still couldn’t get Jiang Xu to wash her clothes for her.

She could only wash the clothes herself with a disgruntled face, and then she hung them in the washroom.

Just as she walked outside, Zhou Qingyue whistled at her, “Playing quite flamboyantly, aren’t you?”

Still angry, Jiang Xiaoyan said coldly, “Don’t provoke me.”

Seeing Jiang Xiaoyan so upset actually made Zhou Qingyue feel a whole lot better.

But she hadn’t forgotten how Jiang Xiaoyan had treated her just a moment ago.

Far from holding back, she added fuel to the fire, “You’re not up to the task either, putting so much effort into it and yet you couldn’t sway Jiang Xu, little newbie.”

She even emphasized the word “little”.

Jiang Xiaoyan didn’t retort but just gave Zhou Qingyue a cold look.

Then she knocked on Jiang Xu’s bedroom door.

Jiang Xu, “Hmm, what now?”

Jiang Xiaoyan made a megaphone with her hands, put it to her mouth, and shouted, “Jiang Xu, let me tell you a secret, Zhou Qingyue had laser eye surgery!”

Jiang Xu, “???”

Zhou Qingyue, “???!!!”

Her head buzzing and eyes widened in disbelief, she stared at Jiang Xiaoyan.

Not cool, sis, you actually spilled that secret?!

Does my dad care about his image?

Alright, so this is how we’re playing it, huh?

Since it’s like this, then let’s all “not live.”

She also shouted, “That’s right, I did have it done, but Jiang Xiaoyan did too!”

Jiang Xu, “???!!!”

Jiang Xiaoyan, unabashed, stood straight and said, “She says I had it done; who can prove it? Why don’t you check, Jiang Xu?”

Jiang Xu, “…”

Zhou Qingyue, seeing how shameless Jiang Xiaoyan was, was both angered and amused.

I guess she’s what you’d call a headache.

Jiang Xiaoyan continued, “Zhou Qingyue has no evidence to prove I had it done, but I have her pictures to prove she did.

Jiang Xu, do you want to see? I can show them to you now.”

Saying that, she started to reach for her cellphone.

This completely terrified Zhou Qingyue, who promptly screamed, “Don’t, Jiang Xiaoyan, are you crazy?!”

Zhou Qingyue was totally not okay, wondering if this was even something a person should do?!

If Jiang Xu really saw those photos, Zhou Qingyue figured she’d have to find a stack of tofu to crash on right then and there, never showing her face again.

“Bang!”

She quickly shut the door.

This girl is crazy.

If this keeps up, sure enough, something uncontrollable might happen.

Jiang Xiaoyan walked up to Zhou Qingyue, scoffing repeatedly, “Admit you were wrong, or else I’m sending those photos to his email right now.”

“I’m wrong, big sis, my lady,” Zhou Qingyue was utterly exhausted, “Please, stop messing with me, put away your Divine Skills.”

If I had known she was this fierce, I would have never provoked her.

It’s purely making life difficult for myself.

Jiang Xiaoyan was in high spirits, “Good to know you’ve realized your mistake. Will you ever talk to me like that again?”

Zhou Qingyue, “I won’t dare, from now on I’ll do whatever you say.”

“Good,” Jiang Xiaoyan patted her on the head, “Big sis is going to sleep now, you should sleep nicely too.

Oh right, do you need me to get you a diaper?”

Zhou Qingyue took a deep breath, clenched her fists, and bit out each word, “No! Thanks! A lot!”

Jiang Xiaoyan said cheerily, “From your tone, I can tell you highly respect me and are very satisfied, right?”

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