My Girlfriend is a Zombie

Chapter 379 Part 2 – You’ll Get Pregnant If You Eat That

“Shi Ran really was with you....” Half-moon glanced at Yu Shi Ran with some concern and asked, “What did you do to her?”

“She’s fine, take a look.” Ling Mo pulled Yu Shi Ran forward and pinched her cheeks, “She’s alive and her body is in great condition!”

Yu Shi Ran seemed to be very reluctant as she squeezed out an exaggerated smile.

“No, her body has the smell of some unknown creature.” Half-moon frowned.

Ling Mo immediately showed a hint of surprise, “You’re able to tell this too just by the smell?! As expected of a zombie leader.... Cough*, you’re correct. Yu Shi Ran was kidnapped by my pet, and I have no way of returning her to you in this short period of time.”

As he said this, Ling Mo continued by briefly explaining the symbiotic relationship between Hei Si and Yu Shi Ran. He especially emphasized the fact that if she was injured, Yu Shi Ran would also be injured as well and maybe even die in the process.

Of course, this last sentence was bullshit. But since it could be used to scare off Half-moon from doing anything dangerous, Ling Mo didn’t mind saying it.

Half-moon glared at Ling Mo for a while. She seemed to be very angry yet wasn’t able to think of the proper words to express herself. Her huge peaks shook uncontrollably as she was seething, “Since you can’t return her to me, why should I still listen to you? Don’t think that zombies are stupid!”

“If you don’t listen to me, you will never get her back. Can you beat all five of us with just yourself?” Ling Mo snorted coldly and said.

“Huh?!”

Although she always felt that something was wrong about this whole thing, she still ended up getting conned in the end.

She stomped angrily and put the maid girl on the ground.

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To Ling Mo’s surprise, the backup host for Hei Si was actually still alive.

After spitting out some blood, she unconsciously crouched down on the ground and stayed in that position until Half-moon dragged her back up, “She belongs to you doesn’t she? Whenever you decide to return Shi Ran to me, I will then return her to you.”

She looked at Ye Lian with a complicated gaze, “Or you can give me her......”

“Stop right there. You two are really a pair. Both of you are not normal. You should know that body means nothing to me and is just a skin suit, right?” Ling Mo rubbed his eyebrows and asked.

Half-moon coldly snorted and pulled the maid girl to her side. She firmly glanced at Ling Mo and said, “I won’t believe you.”

“Forget it, it’s up to you. Anyways, we have plenty of time. Oh yeah,” Ling Mo suddenly reached into his bag and withdrew the bottle of medicine [1], “Can you use this to heal her?”

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Everyone rested for another ten minutes, giving Half-moon enough time to bury the old granny zombie and her spouse. They set-off immediately after she finished.

A slipper-like car full of zombies and a human, drove for a distance under the overpass, and then sharply turned towards a fork in the road.

The road leads to S-City, which was their destination.

While sitting in the car, Ling Mo checked his carry-on bag, and threw all the useless things into the grass on the side of the road. He only left a few important things inside.

A quick-drying suit, tactical knife, a first-aid kit, a Swiss Army knife, tactical flashlight, six light Gashapons, thirteen alarms, a device for a direct line to Yu Wen Xuan, a hand-cranked charger, a mobile phone for taking pictures, the Dark Bible (Research notes of the Falcon Camp Lab).

In addition to this, he still had half a bottle of blood from the Spider Queen, the defective virus hive, the old virus hive, which is about to be completely useless, and one bottle of blood with the new chemical substance.

“Humans are troublesome.”

Half-moon conveniently took a small bag and put it into her mouth. She showed a disgusted expression after biting into it and asked, “Human, what is this?”

Ling Mo looked at her with a funny look and said, “A must-have item, a condom.”

“I don’t know what that means. Can I eat it?” asked Half-moon.

“You’ll become pregnant if you eat it. HEY! Don’t rip it! I was just kidding ....”

[1] – This word that is being used can mean medicine, drugs, or chemical compound. Obviously it’s the bottle of blood.