I Reincarnated Into a Vending Machine

Well then, is not it a vending machine, does not she like the contents?

No, both are what I like. I also like the design of vending machines, and it\'s a box packed with a wide variety of attractive products. Treasure box is no better than trying for me.

Carbonated beverages that have clearly made landmine combinations without drinking. It\'s a hot drink that wants to say it\'s no good if you warm it. Probably, I have to disappear after a month if I do not buy it here. Then you have to buy.

Not just beverages. There are things that automatically warm snacks, bread, frozen foods.

Of course, other than food, stationery, clothes, socks, vending machines that stocks adult items. The person who is not attracted is a lie.

I like too much vending machines in the past and the east and west so much that I have traveled around a rare vending machine I found on the net. That was the best trip. Gigantic copy makutta photo that is packed with treasured files on your PC.

It was inevitable that in such a way I was crushed by a vending machine and died.

A vending machine that was placed on a light truck bed to install a vending machine. It flew toward me due to a contact accident with a car that came out of the sharp curve.

I might have been saved if I had avoided it with my best if I think now. But, as I was deprived of a vending machine that made a beautiful form of its brand new design, I had to save this vending machine and tried to take it before I crashed into the ground.

Even vending machines that are not full of contents are said to be around 400 kg, and if contents are packed it is said to exceed 800. A mass of iron of such a weight will blow away and whether or not a person can catch it.

The answer - you will know if you look at me who is crushed and deadly.

Then, the vending machine enthusiast maniaced in a sense, it was a long-awaited death way.

Originally it is a story that ends in there. There was a continuation in my story.

I fell into an eternal sleep while embracing the coldness of iron, I woke up abruptly.

At the same time as I felt relief that I did not die, I was worried that the vending machine I picked up was safe, but that was a fear.

Why?　I can understand it even a little more.

I stood standing near the lake where I do not know where. My body did not move, I could not make a voice, I just stayed there without feeling.

I wanted to cry without knowing the reason, but the words that came out of my mouth -

"Hello, fellas. Here I am."

It was words I did not expect. I doubt my sanity in spite, I thought that it was someone else\'s voice, but I have a consciousness of speaking myself.

Calm your mind and try it out loud again.

"Arigatou gozaimashita.

An easy-to-understand way of speaking and voice. It is my voice, but I feel uncomfortable. Originally, I did not mean to talk about such a thing. Even though I tried to speak out, the word of nature and present came out.

This time, I will concentrate my spirit and speak.

"I\'m waiting for you again"

"Everyone, please stand. Let\'s continue giving praise."

"When it comes around, it\'s already there"

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"Sunday"

And

"Ooatari.

I have heard the word choice. I have heard it over and over so many times, so there is no mistake. This is a voice that I hear when I purchase it with a vending machine of my favorite maker.

No, nothing. Anything is too absurd. Although I liked vending machines, I liked it, I could not be born again as a dead vending machine ......Is not it?

Because, this way you can see a vast landscape.

A small cloud floats in the sky, and there is a huge lake in front of you. Apparently it looks like a lakefront. As I looked downwards, my appearance is reflected on the lake surface like this.

The quadrilateral body that stretches straight and straight is a perfect style combining elegance and functional beauty. 磨き上げられたガラスの奥には、ペットボトルのミネラルウォーターと小さめの缶コーンスープが整然と並び、黄金比と呼んでも差支えのない計算された美を感じさせる。 And, to be able to overcome the heat and cold, the kindness of two stages of cold and warmth.

In addition, we set a conscientious price of 100 yen for cans and 130 yen for PET bottles. Everything is very wonderful ......This is a vending machine!

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, it is a lie, it is impossible!　If you die, turning into a vending machine, the worst ... ....It is not. It is God\'s mercy to be born again as a thing I loved.

No, no, no. I do not necessarily want to be a car because I like cars. Oh, but when I was a kindergarten, my friend said "Become a police car when it grows big!"You assured me that. Did my dream come true?

There is no help for what has become. I only have to think. To be honest, it is a sad place for maniacers not to feel so bad.

It would not be anything to do with crying and crying. I do not agree with it, but I have no choice but to accept it. I exhale as if all the moyamoya collected in my chest expels as well.

"Oh my goodness"

Shut up, I.

Apparently when trying to make a voice, the voice prerecorded in the vending machine seems to leak. After trying it over and over, I found out what I can talk about.

"Welcome" "Thank you" "I\'m waiting for you again" "Around will come again" "Sunday" "Oh my," Please "Please do something like this"

It seems like this. It may be better than not being able to talk about anything, but it is impossible to talk to someone with this. Even if a person came, if I had a vending machine that would call this word continuously I would escape.

Even if you give up conversation, can not you do anything else? What can be done as a vending machine ... ...Product sale? There is no customer so I can not do anything now.

No, there is not a single boy but, is the sales okay?

Even if this is a nearby place, nobody will pass and I do not think that it will install a vending machine in a place where sales are bad.

It looks like a sightseeing spot here. It may be located in Lake Villa. If a customer does not come, it will come to inspect the manufacturers and replace the items.

In order to make use of the opportunity to talk with anyone, why do not you try exploring something you can do.

Although it is ideal that the body moves first, I have tried many times from a little while ago but it does not move too much. If the hands and feet grow on the vending machine and move freely, it is scary with that.

Not something I can do? I play the sound which was previously put in the vending machine from a little while ago at my own will. I think that I can move the function of the vending machine to some extent by my own intention.

自動販売機のやれることと言えば、お金を入れてもらって商品を出す。 That\'s it. Will it be possible to put items out even without money ...?I will not do anything else and let\'s try it.

Let\'s start with understanding your body first. Well, will you admit that I am not a human being but a vending machine? Muscles, bones and internal organs, parts, electrodes and goods. Voice is the reproduction of the sound being recorded. Hands and feet do not exist.

No matter how bad I was ...- Like.

This is to take the reality and judge the situation calmly. And sometimes we will rise hotly and act boldly.

Just like a beverage that was divided into cold and warm ... .... While I am unknown, I think so.

I\'s vending machines. Humans can move their bodies freely with their own intention. So if you are a vending machine I will not be able to manipulate the performance with my own will.

Believe it, it\'s done, I am a vending machine. Understand your body!

Vending machine

(Cold) mineral water 130 yen (100 pieces)

(Hot) sweet corn soup 100-yen (100 pieces)

PT 1000

<Function> cold insulation

Well, out of the blue to brain.Is there no brain? Well, such a letter and number appeared in my head.

Hmm, this is the type of drink in my body. It\'s a lonely lineup, but it\'s not just a dubious drink. Everything mineral water is strong.

Canned corn soup in winter is delicious. Well, I do not know the maker.

In addition, letters came suddenly.

Well, makers of mineral water are lined up. There are some famous places that anyone knows, others have little known names. Well, I know everything and I drank it all.

Of the company\'s major mineral water is now in place? I wonder if this can be changed.

"Please consume points if you change the type"

And now what is the only character appeared. What is a point? Is it PT that was written under the corn soup?

If so, how do you use it?　Well, maybe I can not manipulate this display floating on my head. If you do not have your hands or feet, you will manage it with an ambiguous feeling like manipulating with invisible something.

"Consume 10 points and change manufacturers"

He has managed. So, I managed to move by moving the mouse in the brain and taking it to PT. I manipulated with a feeling like left clicking in the brain, I got the letter of the present. What do you mean by right clicking on that?

"Points are converted based on money. By consuming points, you can replenish items, change items, add functions. I will consume 1 point every hour instead of power "

Do you have an explanation? This is useful. Then, will you let me study every corner of your body?