The Spirited Daughter-in-law and the Mountain Man

He and his wife… probably never got along this well in their entire lives.

Xiao Yishan saw his wife so angry that smoke seemed to come out of her head, and he couldn’t help but feel distressed, “Third Brother, ease up on Yue’er a bit.”

“It’s fine, my wife has a strong heart, she won’t die from anger.” Xiao Yuchuan grinned, showing his neat, clean teeth, making Su Qingyue want to pluck them out one by one.

Seeing Second Brother’s genuine concern, she felt much better, “Second Brother, I’m alright. I’m not that petty. If Xiao Yuchuan dies from anger one day, I’ll just stand by and laugh. Even better, I’ll laugh non-stop!”

Xiao Yuchuan looked hurt, “Wife, you wouldn’t be so heartless, would you…?”

She snorted coldly, “Initially, I wanted to find someone in the village who thought Fourth Brother was more handsome than you. You’d lose the bet and give me your private money. But since you’re so poor, you don’t have any private money. So, if you lose, you have to streak.”

“Okay.” Xiao Yuchuan nodded, “Wife, what if no one in the village thinks Fourth

Brother is more handsome than me?”

She glanced at him, “What do you want?”

He put away his joking face and stared at her seriously, ‘You consummate our marriage immediately.”

“…” She was silent for a few seconds, feeling like she was inadvertently walking into a trap…

“Wife, have you already lost the bet?” He grinned and winked at her suggestively, “Then let’s consummate our marriage immediately…”

The resolute expression on Xiao Yishan’s face turned grim, “Third Brother, what are you talking about!”

Qinghe also felt uncomfortable after hearing this, even though he didn’t dare to hope that his wife would accept him, he still didn’t want her to belong to anyone else, including his own third brother.

“Second Brother, I’m serious.” Xiao Yuchuan said solemnly.

“If Third Brother is so readily agreeing to something as awesome as streaking, then I’ll bet with you.” If I lose, I’ll just lie down on the bed and mate with Third Brother right away. Su Qingyue said confidently, “I don’t believe that everyone in the village thinks you’re more handsome than Fourth Brother.”

“As long as you don’t cheat, just by asking people, you’ll find out the answer.” Xiao Yuchuan was also brimming with confidence. Thinking about doing ‘that’ with his wife… his entire body’s blood was boiling.

“Yue’er, don’t agree to it…” Xiao Yishan furrowed his thick black eyebrows, not wanting her to gamble. In case she lost… the thought of her being with his third brother made his heart ache terribly.

“Second Brother, I’ve already agreed.” Qingyue smiled, “Not just you guys, but everyone in the village must be waiting to see Third Brother streak.”

Xiao Yuchuan became curious, “Wife, what is streaking? You make it sound so serious?”

Su Qingyue suddenly felt like spitting out blood in frustration, “You don’t even know what streaking is?”

“Yeah.” He nodded, “I’ve never heard anyone in the village mention streaking, and I’ve never heard any customers talking about it when I sell goods.”

Both Xiao Yishan and Xiao Qinghe looked confused, not knowing either.

Turns out the ancient people couldn’t understand such a progressive term. Qingyue felt a headache coming, “You don’t know what it is yet you agreed so readily?”

“I figured my wife couldn’t come up with anything too terrible, so I agreed first.”

Su Qingyue had the urge to kill him, “Wait until you strip off all your clothes, even your underpants. If you don’t know what underwear is, you should know what underpants are – wearing nothing but a smile, run a circle around the

village. That’s streaking..”