I Can't Be Sword God

The bustling riverbank was still filled with Lakshmi Prefecture’s citizens who wanted to make a fortune by fishing. At this time, a young farmer’s axe accidentally fell into the river water, making a muffled sound.

“Aiya, I just bought a new axe!” “It’s worth one tael of silver!” The young farmer wailed.

“Why did you bring an axe with you when you were fishing?” the person beside him asked curiously.

“Who fishes without an axe?” the young farmer asked curiously.

Looking at the depth of the river, it was absolutely impossible to retrieve the heavy axe if it fell in. The young farmer was about to mourn for her when he suddenly heard a strange sound of waves.

He heard the sound of water splashing, and a black-faced old man in an ancient robe was carried by the waves from the river to him.

The black-faced old man had a small flag on his back with two bright red words on a blue background: The river god.

“It’s the river god?”

It was unknown who shouted, but the surrounding people immediately gathered to watch the show.

The black-faced river god gave the young farmer a kind smile and said gently, ” “Young man, why are you crying here? Did something fall into the river?”

“Yes, yes, Lord River god!” The young farmer nodded repeatedly. the axe I just bought fell into the river!

“Haha, don’t worry, it’s a small matter.” The river god smiled, and then he scooped up a flower from the water with both hands.

The one on the left was golden and the one on the right was silver. They were obviously not ordinary items.

“So, did you drop this Golden Lotus or this Silver Lotus?” the river god laughed.

The crowd was in an uproar.

Under everyone’s envious eyes, the young farmer also showed a surprised expression. He was stunned. He looked at the black-faced river god in front of him and replied, ” “Idiot, didn’t you hear what I said? it’s an axe!”

“......”

After a few seconds of silence.

The black-faced river god chuckled and said, ” “You are indeed an honest young man. Then I will give you both the gold and silver Lotus.”

Oh my God! the young farmer opened his mouth and was about to spit out the fragrance.

The river god raised his hand again and revealed a mysterious smile.

“You might not know what these two lotus flowers are for, Yingluo.”

After saying that, he threw the Golden Lotus into the air and the expert said, ” “Big, big, big!”

The Golden Lotus rose into the air and spun, expanding in the wind. In the blink of an eye, it turned into a huge Lotus platform with a radius of three feet.

“These are the two Lotus seats that the legendary Buddha sat on before he went up the spirited mountain. This Golden Lotus flower is immersed in the Buddha nature and surrounded by Thunder. Its spirituality is not weaker than any connate spirit treasure. Its most magical effect is that monks who chant, meditate, and meditate on it can prevent hemorrhoids.”

“Ha?” The crowd exclaimed in shock.

Hemorrhoids were the biggest obstacle on the path to becoming a Buddha for Buddhist disciples who meditated all year round.

And this Lotus platform actually had such a miraculous effect!

The young farmer seemed to finally realize the magic of the thing in front of him, and asked in a trembling voice, ” “Then, what magical effects does the misty silver Lotus flower have?”

hehe, this Silver Lotus is so beautiful, ” the black-faced river god lowered his voice and said slowly, ” “It’s the night-use type of Golden Lotus.”

“......”

Everyone on the shore gasped.

He simply couldn’t believe that he could actually see such a rare treasure in his lifetime.

The river god handed the two lotus flowers to the young farmer and said, ” “If you present these two treasures to the nobility of the human world, not to mention a meteoric rise, you’ll still be able to get ten thousand taels of gold.”

“Not bad, Yingluo.” The young farmer’s eyes were dazed as he muttered, ” “I want to present this to the Emperor of Xuanji! I’m sure you can get a lot of rewards.”

“You bastard!”

The black-faced river God’s vulgarities were about to come out of his mouth, but he swallowed them back.

He gritted his teeth and continued to try to persuade her. “Young man, there’s no need for that. Don’t you all have a stupid and rich royal child in the North?”

yes, but my axe is still hoho. the young farmer was still muttering, as if he wanted to say something.

Before he could finish his sentence, the black-faced river god grabbed his collar and said angrily in his ear, ” “You better hurry up and Exchange these two treasures for money at the Han King’s residence today. If you’re any later, I’ll make sure your entire family won’t be able to live through tonight! Do you think that my river god was elected? I’ll fight for my territory! Do you understand?”

The young farmer blinked and bowed deeply. river god, please forgive my previous disrespect. Thank you for your gift. I’ll go and complete your great instructions now. Goodbye.

......

In the Han King Palace.

In the bathroom, the fragrance of Sandalwood Rose in spirals.

The Han King sat opposite the Zen master with a flattering smile on his face.

The longer he knew the Zen master, the more he felt that his previous self was so despicable that he had lived decades in vain. He swore that he would abstain from alcohol and meat for the rest of his life. As for lustful women, he would consider it again.

In short, it was the Zen master who had opened the door to a new world for him and ignited the light of life for him. Only the Zen master was his eternal faith.

Therefore, after he obtained the treasure, he also couldn’t wait to present it to the Zen master.

“Zen Master, I have just spent a huge sum of money to obtain two more Buddhist treasures. I wonder if you like them.” The Han King laughed.

“Oh?” “Your Highness, you’re very thoughtful. May I know what kind of Buddhist treasure it is?” the gold Bodhisattva smiled and nodded.

“It’s the legendary lotus throne that Buddha sat on before he became a Buddha.”

The Han King respectfully placed a pair of Lotus Thrones on the table.

...

the Golden Lotus is used for daily use, and the silver Lotus is used at night. It is said that by sitting on it, chanting Sutras, meditating, and meditating, one can prevent hemorrhoids.

“......”

The gold Bodhisattva’s smile gradually stiffened, and he fell silent for a moment.

“Your Highness, do you think I’ll have such a problem?” he asked.

His deep eyes made the Han King feel weak.

The Han King hurriedly lowered his head and said, ” I’ve been rude. You have supreme wisdom and Supreme magic power. You won’t have the same problems as those ordinary monks. I’ll return this to the Kasaya now.

“There’s no need to trouble yourself. Since it’s Your Highness’s kind intentions, I’ll reluctantly accept it.” The gold Bodhisattva heard this and said quickly.

“Ah!” The Han King raised his head in surprise.

The Lotus platform on the table had disappeared. The gold Bodhisattva put it away as if he was afraid that he would go back on his words.

of course, I’ll emphasize it again. I’ll take the treasure, but I’ll definitely have no use for it. The gold Bodhisattva repeated with a straight face.

“Yes, of course the Zen master doesn’t need it.” The Han King nodded carefully and left in fear.

...

On the other side, in the world filled with infinite golden light.

The Buddha-like gold Bodhisattva sat on the huge Lotus platform and looked at the two Lotus platforms as if he had found a treasure. He could not help but smile.

“There is such a treasure in the world. I hate that I only saw it today.” He mumbled and then shouted,”big big big!”

As soon as he gave the order, the Golden Lotus platform spun in the air and expanded.

This time, it grew to the height of a man and stopped growing. It stopped in front of the gold Bodhisattva. Through the layers of exquisitely carved petals that looked like natural petals, gold Bodhisattva could see a faint black shadow inside.

A stagger

Although he couldn’t see the face and figure clearly, he could already feel that the black figure should be extremely handsome.